Installing Love ...
Tech Support; Do you want help installing LOVE ?
Customer; What do I do first ?
Tech Support; The first step is to open your HEART.
Have you located your HEART ma'am ?
Customer; Yes I have,
but there are several programs running right now,
Is it ok to install while they are running ?
Tech Support; What programs are running ma'am ?
Customer; Let me see ...
I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support; No problem LOVE will automatically erase
PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory,
but will no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE eventually overwrites LOWESTEEM.EXE with a
module of it's own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE
However, you have to completely turn off
GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM,
Those programs pervent LOVE from being installed.
Can you turn off those programs ma'am ?
Customer; I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how ?
Tech Support; My pleasure. Go to your start menu and
invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE,Do this as many times as ncessary
intel GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM
have completely erased.
Customer; Okay, I'm done LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal ?
Tech Support; Yes it is. You should recive a message that says
it will reinstall for life of your HEART, do you see that message ?
Customer; Yes I do. Is it completely installed ?
Tech Support; Yes but remember that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other
HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer; Opps ... I have an error message already.
Tech Support; What does the message say ?
Customer; It says "ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS".What does that mean ?
Tech Support; Don't worry ma'am that's a commond problem
It means that the LOVE program set up to run on external HEART.
It's one of those complicated programing things,
but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" others.
Customer; So what should I do ?
Tech Support; Excellent, You are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Tech Support; Your welcome. Click on the following files
and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory,
FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and the GOODNESS.DOC.
The system will overwrite any conflecting files and begin patching,
and then empty your recycle bin afterwords to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.
Customer; Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now
and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
themselves all over my HEART !
Tech Support; Then LOVE is installed and running.
You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go.
Customer; Yes ?
Tech Support; LOVE is freeware.
Remember to give it and it's various modules to everyone you meet,
They will in turn share it with other people and they will return
some really neat modules back to you aswell.
Customer; I will. Thank you for your help.
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